2002
Some websites don't
keep material a real long time,
so some of these links will expire.
July 31
Time-Warner wakes up, changes policy, wont soak flood victims
$300 for cable boxes. I believe you Talk Radio people embarrassed them today!
Good for you!
PGA
pullout in the works?
Brad's PGA Village links
KMOL-TV TroubleShooter
strikes again in councilman-and-judge scandal
Whats
to know about slugs?
Lawyers
smell money, go after fast-food giants
July 30
Kay Turner
is back with junk science and whining about fluoride
Arrest raises
question: are terrorists planning to go for U.S. water supplies?
Ex-Enron
exec wont live in new mansion
Arrest for
warning shot fired at litterers
July 29
satirewire.com AIRPORT
SCREENERS NOW FAILING TO CATCH ANYTHING
One
dead in argument about whos going to Heaven
Child-abusing
bishops covered up $400,000 embezzlement
Victims
want more than words from pope
George
Washingtons new image: swashbuckler
Rescued by
Dick Armey from Big Brother
Secret police TIPS website: http://www.citizencorps.gov/tips.html
July 28
Insurance
firms fear Texas reform, hire PR outfit
Exactly
how rich people are avoiding taxes
Towns
micromanagement of taxpaying citizens
Denvers JohnsTV
website
St.
Pauls Johns Photos website
San
Antonio Express-News parses attorney Garcias billing
Details
of Southside Family Raul Prados political machine
Peoples
names and credit info are traded freely
DNA
shows wrong man convicted of 1986 rape
July 27
F-16s
chased a UFO over Washington
Man
sues cemetery over his fall into open grave
70
dead at Ukrane air show
Bones found
in Civil War ironclad ship Monitor
Woman
forced to show sex toy sues Delta
Denver to
join cities publicizing faces of Johns
July 26
Troubleshooter
video of Councilman and Judge subpoenaed
If we cant
torture suspects in the U.S., we can certainly ship them off to a place where
torture IS approved
Goose
has love affair with outboard motor
Fight
over Sequoia forest management
Morales
wants lawyers deposed in Texas tobacco settlement
Princeton
probed Yale website
Texas Senate Seat
May Change Party Hands
Junk Science:
Organic industrys thin skin
Yeah, sure,
give anti-terrorism assignments to people who regularly fall for hoaxes
July 25
RECALL PETITIONS favoring a vote on firing Councilman David Garcia:
voicemail 380-6108
Judge
Christian says no bang bang with attorney/councilman Garcia
Obese man
blames fast food and files big fat law$uit
Details
of Rangers probe of S.A. corruption
San
Antonio Police union switches to Spanish but includes English as second language
Willie sets Aug. 5 benefit
at Gruene Hall
A&M
to face no penalties in bonfire collapse?
Masked
man gets to bank 8 minutes past robbery deadline
Date-raper
used bear tranquilizer on co-worker
Black
box in car can rat on teenage drivers
Yosemite
killer wanted kiddie porn before confession
satirewire.com Police
must notify residents when Catholic church moves into neighborhood
MSNTV
/ WebTV e-mail virus calls 911
Catholics
put no advocacy group members on review panel
July 24
Strap-on Duck
Device fights tiredness
Texas
Rangers/Bexar D.A. corruption probe hits the Southside Political Machine
Rick
Casey re. Southside political machine
BBC: An
asteroid ... is on an impact course with Earth...
Space
Science: The chances of ... actually hitting the planet are "minimal"...
SBC
will lay off another 3000
Some
conservatives wish they hadn't wished for Ashcroft
XM
Satellite Radio lost $122M in quarter, stock all-time low
Senators
actually read a bill, find hidden exemptions
Forest Service
anti-flag order thrown out
True story
of 'K-19: The Widowmaker'
July 23
FEMA hotline 800 621-FEMA
NWS Texas River Data
Click Here
Pet owners vs. City of San Antonio heavy-handedness
State
Rep. cancels flight when asked to take off shoes
Children
getting Viagra to treat lung disease
Nigerian
419 scheme milks lots of Texans
Bishop refuses donations for church charities if he cant control the
process
Ban
on import of air-breathing, land-walking fish from Hell
Husbands
never remember marital spats: Wives never forget
Fear
Factor Sundae and other cross-promotion clutter
Pilots
bar tab shows 3 gallons of beer
Man tricked
into going to his own wedding
Sharpton drug
deal video to be aired: he claims setup
July 22
POLIO VACCINE THEN, CAUSING CANCER
NOW - Science Journal of the Wall Street Journal
Councilman Garcia
banging judge who threw court business his way? Troubleshooter report makes
it look that way
Background:
previous story on scandal HERE
Rick Casey - San Antonio Express-News Did
romance blind judge?
Gary Martin - San Antonio Express-News South
Texas Democrat U.S. Congressmen want Mexican water debt settled: No help from
area Republicans so far
Despite
Recent Floods, Texans Fight Over Rights to Guadalupe River's Water
SatireWire.com CANADA
SENDS SMOKESCREEN OVER
U.S. BEFORE CANADIAN INVASION PLANS FINISHED
Virginia
idiot shoots at helicopter thought they were terrorists
Moussaoui
evidence not as strong as first reported
The
incredible shrinking stock market: 7+ trillion gone
U.S.
Forest Service demands American flags be taken down
July 17
Dallas Morning News Medina
Dam almost gave way
San Antonio Express-News Medina
Dam was in real danger of collapsing
100th
anniversary of air conditioning: read about how it all began
satirewire.com Viagra
spill revives Lake Michigan (warning: contains photos of the lake rising)
Meet
the Nigerian E-mail grifters
Kittie
on grill: horrible animal torture story
WANTED Spies needed for
new U.S. national secret police
July 10
All-Star
game ends in tie after eleven innings
Border
city mayors absolutely dont want Mexican truck inspection stations on
prime land
Is
this a woman or a man?
'Superman
vs. Batman' movie planned
Terrorist
funding uses identity theft
9-11
hijackers faked data at banks
Lawsuit
against Cheney and Halliburton alleges fraud
Catholic
church insurance premiums skyrocket
Report
on saline breast implant re-operations
Lawyer: Ted Williams Wanted to Be Cremated
Dan Quayle Museum Quayle
Museum Story
SATIRE:
BUSH VOWS CRACKDOWN ON CORPORATE
CORRUPTION UNLESS IT HAPPENED IN 1990
Do you have the right to say whom
you want for a roommate?
July 9
Beating
by Inglewood cop
Flood crest
to Goliad: 3 highways closed
Gulf
lows rain will help Valley, miss S.A.
75
jewelry store raids in hunt for Al Qaeda money
Family
fighting over putting Ted Williams on ice
Boy,
16, strangles sister, 13, over remote control
Nevada farmers
in water fight similar to Klamath
satirewire.com I
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July 8
Low
in Gulf may bring rain
2.4
million+ grandparents raising grandkids
DIET
What if It's All Been a Big Fat Lie?
HIV
adapting, resists drugs
Dallas
catholic leader defends homosexual Chat Room Priest
Around
the World motorcycle race
Son and
daughter fight over freezing Ted Williams body