Brad Messer Commentary
What Smarmy Garcia lacks in honesty, he makes up for in contemptuous boldness. Hes mucho brazen.
Looks right into the camera and says he didnt do anything wrong. Says hes not really guilty of anything bad.
In front of the judge last Friday, David Garcia said he is guilty. Now he says hes not.
Reminds me of an unfaithful-husband joke. Saturday afternoon, wife says shes going shopping. Husband is home alone. He makes a phone call and his girlfriend sneaks over. They barely get bare when the front door opens and here comes the wife, who forgot something. Wife walks into the bedroom and there are the two of them. She screams, Whats going on here? Husband panics, decides to deny everything. He screams back, This isnt me!
It isnt him... and Garcia isnt guilty. Put em in the Big Book of Bald-Faced Lies, along with I didnt inhale, I invented the internet, and We dont cook it til you order it.
So wholl come up with the song about this? Maybe call it The Ballad of Smarmy Garcia. Im just a victim, Mama Mia! Poor, poor Smarmy Garcia.
Brad Messer commentary, KTSA.