Brad Messer Commentary • KTSA • Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004

 

Poor Meg Ryan's lips

They're running ads for a new Meg Ryan movie. Something about boxing. The first couple of times I saw the promos I thought it was Melanie Griffith, because of her big puffy lips.

Of course, it's really Meg Ryan. She has gone out and bought herself a set of major pumped-up lips. They remind me of a bee sting, or an allergic reaction.

So what do you think? Did she look in a mirror one bad day and decide she was shriveling up and starting to look old and she better do something about it? After all, "Sleepless in Seattle" was filmed when she was 30, and she's 40 now.

Poor Meg Ryan. People put themselves through such grief, worrying about their natural appearance as they age— when to other people, they look just fine.

I'm above all that self-criticism. It's easy for me: I look just like Richard Gere.

Brad Messer— commentary, KTSA.


Meg pre-puff

Meg post-puff

Me

 

 


 

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