Brad Messer Commentary • KTSA • Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Bad Songs






Achy Breaky Heart didn't seem like all that bad a song, but there it is, in the Top Five on Blender Magazine's list of the 50 Worst Songs Ever.

If you ask me, it isn't a great list. The Sounds of Silence is on it, and the Rednex version of Cotton-Eyed Joe.

Blender magazine may hold some kind of record for being unheard of. They're just trying to get some attention.

You could make up a list of Bad TV Theme Songs pretty easy. Maybe start with the really old shows, work your way forward. Here are the words to the old Wonder Woman TV show:

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman.
All the world's waiting for you,
and the power you possess.
In your satin tights,
Fighting for your rights
And the old Red, White and Blue.

They probably don't make 'em like that any more. Someone please check out the theme songs for The Apprentice, American Idol, and Fear Factor. I have a feeling they might make some kind of list, too.

Brad Messer Commentary, KTSA.


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