Brad Messer Commentary • KTSA • Tuesday, August
10, 2004
Evacuation Plan
Tropical storm in the Gulf is in the news and my email is buzzing with the so-called Official Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan.
This is the sort of thing that people laugh about in private— knowing it's kind of socially incorrect. That has never bothered me at all, so here it is: the so-called Official Houston Hurricane Evacuation Plan:
- Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio
- Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette
- Rednecks use I-59 North to East Texas
- Republicans fly Continental to Washington DC
- Longhorns use 290 West to Austin
- Yankees and Democrats use 45 South to Galveston
- Aggies use 610 Loop
There. Not often that so many people can be offended in so short a time, huh! My work here is done.
Brad Messer, commentary, KTSA.
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