Pat and God

	Talks to Pat

So much election stuff is going on, I'm losing track. I think maybe Pat Robertson is, too.

In January he said the Lord was telling him that Bush would win in a walk. A blowout, is what Pat heard from God. But this week Pat said he now thinks the election is "razor thin". I suspect God didn't change His mind, so it must be that Pat Robertson has got a loose connection. Like in the phone ad, "Can you hear Me now?"

Another thing. Mr. Cheney has warned ominously that if Kerry gets elected the terrorists will pretty much feel free to come over here and eat our faces and what-all. At the same time, we're being warned that al Qaeda wants to disrupt our elections.

I'm confused. If it's only Bush and Cheney who can keep the terrorists at bay, why would the terrorists DARE go after our elections with Bush and Cheney in power? (I wonder if Pat has heard anything about that.)

It is so hard to keep up with all this election stuff, isn't it.

Brad Messer commentary— KTSA.